I'm watching harry potter...good thing I already know I'm gay
Happy hour is for amateurs. Been drunk since 1230. Fell asleep in a disney viewing of UP. Went to the roosevelt and drank more. Now im stumbling around the grove.
I may or may not be laying in bed naked watching The Nanny. Niles is so spunky.
we just ha sex. he lasted two minutes. i told him to leave because i had class
isnt today saturday?
Those motion detector trash cans don't work fast enough to catch puke.
I don't think I'm emotionally ready for this blow job.
what kind of one night stand wants to walk you home in the morning? whole diff kind of walk of shame.
I think I should start a match.com profile and put "robe lounging" as my only hobby
so he had an ashton kutcher Kelso haircurt. dude, we're in our mid to late 20s, I don't think we can ridicule guys for having hair anymore.
Would it be weird to tell him that on his b'day he's dressing up and we're having weird Jesus sex?
Immediately after sex he layed on the floor and acted like my yellow bra was pac man
I just bought six bottles of the 2 dollar vodka. oh yes there will be blood
She's still here. My penis can feel it.
Dude, I think she left with some dude like an hour ago
FOUND HER. I swear this thing is like a metal-detector
So I was laying on the couch reading a book and he texted me. All I saw was the image of him spitting on my vagina last night in the moonlight. I gagged.
woke up with 4 bruises, 2 hickies and a bad case of rug burn. texans are dangerous.
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