I think someone spiked my drink last night. .. Like all 20 of them.
time to smoke my breakfast
I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
At the miami airport. Don't know if it's all the tequila I drank in cozumel or the 5 year olds french accent but I might puke.
Alright this has to stop. Without adderall I don't even have the motivation to get laid. College has ruined me.
Actions speak louder than pants.
he actually said the words "do you want to pet the lizard?" with a straight face as he unzipped his pants
its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
I can't in good conscience help you bag a Catholic girl who isn't at least a 7.
You went to the animal party as a hoodrat. You won the most creative costume contest.
I had a dream I got back with Amanda. And then cheated on her the same day. Even my conscious is a dick
Well, I wish you luck on finding out who your boyfriend is
You are a genius and a whore.
I just had a man tell me he was going to think about me when he was fucking his wife tonight. This is my proudest moment as a gay.
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