And just as he was about to come, he screamed "Oh Christy!!"
What's wrong with that? Your name IS christy.
He then said, "Oh shit, sorry Julie."
we made margaritas with slurpies from 7-11 and beer.
So apparently I ran down the hall to another party and started handing out uncooked spaghetti to strangers. You'd be surprised how many drunk people will eat raw noodles.
no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
You need to come get me. I'm pretty sure that gravity's going to crush my brain
thank you for letting me use your house as a brothel.
Ever have those mornings where you just can't wait to puke in the shower?
Also, fighting a very strong urge to nickname your dick Whitey Bulger, at least for today.
I'm really sorry I gave you road head last night and made you drive over and break the sprinkler system.
i also took my stockings off in the bathroom and blew my nose with them in the cab ride home. james was appalled
I deserve a fucking award for best roommate. I just cleaned his room, so he can have a 3 some
Holy hangover, going dancing with family good idea, taking the last shot with the transvestite bar owner not so much...
New drink: empty coke can vodka water maple syrup. Get on my level
Use "feeling words"
Yay
Cheese, the small of a woman's back, the universe, mountains, vampiric demons, sleep, and dreams.
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