i lost my life and panties somewhere between the 15th and 16th round of slap the bag.
not only did i manage to get kicked out of the bar, i also got kicked out of denny's. i didnt even know that was possible.
let's put it this way: i'm gonna stop drinking and get a gym membership. she's that hot
should i be impressed or disgusted that i was spitting glow-in-the-dark?
Ps. The strap-on in the pic i sent you last night was not mine. Just wanted to clear that up.
WHY AREWNT YOU HERE SO MUCH FUN STUFF DO IT GET IN CAR NOW caps lock
oh god was she eating orange peels again
Waking and baking has revolutionized how i brush my teeth. Seriously up to like 25 min everry morn. Highly recommend
Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
he got everyone in a room, turned off the lights and started throwing knives at the wall. if you got hit, you had to drink...
I'm having Vietnam flashbacks. This Kid I hooked up with is speaking in class and I keep experiencing the terror.
ok thanks goodnight
Also before you go to bed i just have to get it out there that i really like macklemore as a person
I don't think you understand what laundry day means. I am wearing a swimsuit as underwear and my spanish club tshirt from junior high
My ass is in a myriad of pain right now
Lesson learned - Taco Bell before a long night of BDSM is a BAD idea
Dude, someone puked in my washing machine last night, I tried turning it on to clean it...not a good idea
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