There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
So apparently vaginal secretions are not covered under water damage insurance for my cell phone
I just came to the conclusion that the most depressing part of my day is when I have to put clothes on.
I wish I was that guy from the miller light commercials so I could walk into parties and take peoples beer without getting yelled at
better question... why wasnt i wearing a cape the previous 20 years of my life???
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
We couldn't even have sex we were both laughing so hard. I don't know how I feel about the quality of that weed.
I had sex on an exercise ball. The inevitable has occurred.
Your cum is still running out of me. I pity the next person that tries these jeans on....
Just keep my face away from hard objects. And by that I do not mean erect penised.... those are totally fine. It's more just things like rocks, table edges, blunt objects, etc so I don't get another concussion.
I'm expecting you to come by soon and a magical night of sex and floating on clouds to follow.
So I found a skull ring inside me this morning. I'm assuming its yours, so I'll leave it in my mailbox for you - it looks expensive.
I just realized that I have dated 5 unemployed guys...and 3 that drove pt cruisers...Turns out I do have a type.
I just threw up all of my lunch in the Barnes & Nobles parking lot. Rockbottom tastes like a veggie burger, in case you were wondering.
Not remembering where I left my grinder before vacation #stonerproblems
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