it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
I wish i had a shirt that said, "I know what you're thinking and it's not herpes on my face"
he was writing an apology letter to his liver in shakespearean english... That much fun...
For future reference, never invite the people you met at Dunkin Donuts at 2am to your house to watch Dogma
i think i had a heart attack, prayed, and jizzed my pants.all at once.
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
She tried to kill herself by taking a whole packet of panadol. I mean HELLO THAT'S ME EVERY SUNDAY MORNING.
The mystery gender stripper never showed up with that party burrito last night.
Roommate is high and swore off off the diet. Said she wants to make everyone else fat since it'd be easier. She spent today baking 3 dozen brownies for the office tomorrow and is already down to 24.
My drunk neighbor is arguing with a goose in his yard. This was the highlight of my day.
Well, somebody (me) put on reindeer antlers, crawled around on the floor, and meowed at people... So yeah, I'd say it was "one of those nights"
I can't be here...my therapist just watched me take tequila shots
Did I just hear you ask Siri about the meaning of life?
Be there in 20. Want icecream?
sex. I want sex. I like where your heads at though.
what are you up to?
it's 8pm, i've already showered and gotten in bed. if you wanted to make plans u should have asked 3 months in advance
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