I don't llike drinking between sober and blackout. Its boring.
South Carolina's governor once cited "moral legitimacy" when he was a congressman voting for President Bill Clinton's impeachment. Karma is a bitch.
you ever feel like there is a sober person insided you pointing and laughing....?
dude i need to stop getting high. i cant afford to eat like this...
all she had left on were here heels. phone five
No, we talked about it. They're cool with me living here as long as I sleep with them both.
You're a rent hooker.
We're gonna go drive around campus and throw water balloons at all the drunk bitches wobbling around, wanna come?
So much to do, haven't done anything except hook up with sailors and work on my tan.
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
stop sending me battleship coordinates and get back here so i can suck your dick
You know you're a heffer when you discover chocolate frosting on your smoking apparatus
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
It was crazy man, at one point after already going 3 rounds I tried to breakaway for a smoke...she yanked me by the nipple hair back on top of her.
I just had the polyamorous Canadian hockey player do the splits while naked in a handstand at my apartment just now. And yes, I know it’s 1:30am on a Thursday.
she hand cuffed me to the bed naked, jumped off the dresser naked, hit her head on the fan and knocked herself out. when her mom came home i had to call her for help, she could have died man...
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