I am going to be in the room whjen you have your first child and spit on its face before its even all the way out of you.
I saw her while sober, and she is definately cut off from the penis ride
the black eye was caused by a 12 year old girl in a vampire costume who punched you in the face after you aggresively screamed "TEAM JACOB!" in her face & howled at the moon...
He told me all about his plan for proposing to his girlfriend as pillow talk.
This would be a good time for the don't get drunk and bang a married chick pep talk...
There's a bag in my room with garbage, a thong, fritos, and an electrical cord. I'm assuming it's yours
........yyyyyyeah that's me
I'm currently eating a turkey dinner, listening to xplosive by dr. Dre, and drinking rum. Hispanic christmas dinners are the best.
After much deliberatipn and vodka, my favourite phrase of Christmas 2012 is "penis of last resort"
I don't know if I want context or not...
Context involves faux incest and champagne. Id go into detail but im on shot number 5.
We are so blessed to to have nicely shaped vaginas
I thank god almighty everyday
I just used a VHS tape as a plate for sanwich
I just quit my job so I could get dick this weekend. I'm pretty sure my need for dick is much more important than the customers' needs.
Good luck getting that all cat food off in the shower dumbass
Had to admit my broken elbow was caused by vodka, not hockey
You are a genius and a whore.
I should probably add her on Facebook for as much as I cheat off her in Physics, huh?
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