Sometimes I wonder if we could be friends if we lived closer.
How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
K got coke dick during a threesome with two strippers. Say no to drugs.
Sunscreen. In my vag. I hate summer sex.
The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?
There's going to be a pool, lightsabers and alcohol. What could go wrong?!
i would have thought, that you two being my best friends, one of you would have atleast tried to catch me before i hit the ground after blacking out.
this lady just pulled corn on the cob out of her purse
People like that make this world a better place.
Oh I was gonna ask you the same thing...? It's official ask anyone to see your husbands dick day.
Serious question: does drunken cyber sex with a stranger on omegle count as cheating???
i just love the holidays, i hotboxed a gingerbread house last night
Where does dick fit into Maslow's hierarchy of needs?
How do u explain to your grandma that your relationship status is hooking up with randoms at a bar
The usual, icing my vag with a chimichanga.
Don't drag this out. All I need to know is if I have to put pants on or not.
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