I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
He left with a pair of dress shoes, some goggles, and a shot glass. I think we should follow him.
Ok so in the last 18 months I have now driven four different dudes into counseling. I'm like heroin with a vagina.
This will never work out with him unless I somehow learn how to unhinge my jaw like a python.
Just took a shot of tequila with a random guy at the supermarket. Happy cinco de fourth.
new costume idea. paint swatches and a ball gag... I'll be 50 shades of grey.
No Bryan wants to get drunk, rub inappropriate dudes legs, talk about my vagina and send me pics of his boomerang dick. That's not how you watch basketball.
That's how he does EVERYTHING!
Just figured out my hair is long enough to tie my wrists together. . .get over here NOW!
I just had to explain to an 70+ year old lady what 'coitus' was. This was not in my job description.
I wrote myself a letter, like I think drunk me wants to be pen pals or something
If you're doing something that makes your best friend lock you in a bathroom you shouldn't be doing it
While he was fucking me, he just stopped and said, "Mike says Hi." Then proceeded to fuck me.
What did you do?
What do you say to that!? But, when I came, I screamed out my full name.
He bought me pizza and bourbon and played scrabble with me. So naturally I slept with him.
I thought this boy told me to choke him, so I went all in. Turns out he really said “stroke.”
Your ex spoke highly of your penis and it’s skill. I’m interested in learning more about it ;-)
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