I'm pretty sure that he just gave me the ginger disease
If facebook stalking was a job I would totally pown it
We can get Dustin to help us. I think he'd be good at luring girls into a dark alley.
about to try to wax my asshole... wish me luck
ok this is the part where i go up stairs and pass out incoherently untill 6 30 tommaorw morning and not rember any of this. love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
We need to get her some penis inspired head protection.
Legit screaming match in this bar over the differences between cupcakes and muffins.
Now you have tequila AND fuzzy slippers. Fuck you. I want that to be MY night.
Highlight of my night: you taking that shot of garlic butter and then throwing the empty container down on the stairs and saying FUCK.
I just remembered that we had an in-depth conversation about how it was too stressful to wear pants.
Maybe she'll change her mind but the "go fuck yourself" doesn't seem promising
I asked Tony because I knew he wouldn't give me a lecture about consequences
???? Tony IS a lecture about consequences
My hot gay tattoo artist grew a beard and I'm not taking it well.
I just masturbated at work... Don't know why but I thought you should know
we just got sex advice from a midget. You better fucking get here.
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