took out my tampon, fucked him, and put a new one back in all before he realized I was on my period. beat that one bitch.
I'm not a pervert.. I just like to be naked...
her face looked like how i feel after Taco Bell
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
he was holding the bottle like a running back yelling for security and the national guard as he was being tackled
Need your help. He's locked himself in the bathroom with his bong and his childhood collection of Goosebumps books.
I just realized I'm trading you a pregnancy test for the morning after pill...
It's been a bad semester.
Yea we slept in ur room but im 80% sure we didnt have any peanut butter in there
He just sent me a picture of himself naked while cooking pancakes and he made the caption "bitchin' in the kitchen"
What we have is to special to throw away over a woman who spreads her butt cheeks on a pool table for me...
My manager said you offered to make out with him to ensure I keep my job if I didn't show up to work today
"What's your dick like homie" is not really an acceptable thing to say out loud
Don't act like you're a victim to marijuana
I think I sent pictures of my boobs to an Olympic athlete...
He said he broke his back in 3 spots & my first thought was "there goes my booty call".
Did u have a 2nd thought
I need a new booty call.
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