ready 4 sex 2nite?
wow. woo me matt, woo me.
I woke up in a strange girl's bed and rifled through her mail to get her name.
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
Im telling you now. Hang out with winning football players and you get whatever the hell you want. Sorry to wake you. But its important knowledge.
yeah. pants. i need to put pants on. i didn't do that last night. big mistake
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
Something about getting head on stairs. I don't know.
I think I dropped my cock ring in your back yard
Come over so we can have two person sex in this one person tent
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
I spent a good part of the night in a bear hat claiming I'd changed spieces
Trust no bitch in laser tag. Not a single one.
My legs feel like baby dolphins
He's gone. He left a note but all it says is "Dear Neil" followed by a drawing of a hand flipping the bird in the direction of a butt.
Someone keeps hanging up bible verse posters in the bathroom stall I masturbate in at work.
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