Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
So the last day on the vacation I woke up in the bath tub. My mom said she asked me during the night what I was doing and I said, "swimming."
Lol speaking of weird...he just sent me a naked pic of himself that said "meow" at the bottom.
Question: If I woke up with one eyebrow mysteriously missing, do I shave the other one to match?
I wish they made portable blow up dolls for girls.
It's called a dildo, genius. Go to sleep.
Mike and I just ate the lobster we found in the toilet
yes, we have a friends with benefits thing. i found out he had never 69'd, done anal or had a threesome. i told him i was going to rock his world.
and what did he say?
there were no words. he looked like a kid on christmas morning.
and she was grinding on the wall, purring at guys she liked at the pregame...
Theres dried jager, barbecue sauce and frie remnants all over my front seat.
We convinced you to take a shot out of the sponge...there were still suds in it.
Small children cheering my name. I am not a decent enough human being to feel comfortable with this.
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
I found all these half eaten mandarin orange on the ground and the bruises on my neck are definetely not hickies
I was grinding on him when mosquitoes starting biting us and ruined every damn thing. I just wanted to fuck on a slide under the stars. It's every girls dream.
Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior, Kendra's boobs?
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