yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
he told us the story of how he fought ketchup, mustard, and thomas the train engine all in one night. if that doesn't sound like an acid trip i dont know what does.
I feel like my teeth are sweating.
No more fucking baseball tools. Walk-of-shamed home in only a pinstriped jersey and a Red Sox SnapBack.
I was so intoxicated last night I was giving out my real name and number ugh.
Thanks for your number, i want to ski with you, do party with you and sleep with you. Lucas.
Bathroom attendant appreciated that hug I have him as a tip. Fucking BROKE these days.
You don't understand, we were on a waffle house. Both of us were absolutely certain we passed out at his place then BAM! Waffle house.
Awk. Hanging with her while messaging her ex about sex injuries he gave me
No one's ever called me intergalactic cocksucker, before.
What does it say about me that I feel completely charmed right now?
the man at taco bell in the drive thru window tried to sell me his mix tape
his single is called “stick some holes in it”
RUDE you're the one missing half a nipple...
IT HEALED AND GREW BACK TO BE A FULL HEALTHY NIPPLE OKAY
Did you hear about the guy wearing a spiderman mask running around naked with a bottle of patron?
Yeah.
I was spiderman.
I just found glitter glue on my jesus bracelet...am I really that gay?
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