from now on, im only gona ahve sex with my boyfriend.
If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
she woke up, said "please dont tell me your name, i dont want to remember it"
I can count the number of hours she's been sober this weekend on one hand.
I had a dream she was puking on me, but sadly in real life she was puking on me too
Come get me...we were walking home and she kept yelling "people need to get run over more!" then she just sat down in the middle of the street saying "it just feels right."
if i actually get asked out by my dealer what could happen?
i don't know, but it probably involves bathtubs full of weed
I guess I just stopped wanting to rip his balls out and started being okay with him being alive. that's a typical feeling for exes right?
I hooked up with a guy dressed up as morning wood. Needless to say he lived up to his costume.
I told him that I wanted his dick like I wanted a jumbo hot dog. There something wrong with my priorities
I feel like I could get pregnant watching Zac Efron do yard work in this movie
you gave me money for the cab and then walked home..
This fucking storm better not ruin my sex plans this weekend
Also I will be receiving my own bra in the mail because I left it at his place, woops
Best neighbors ever! They found the guy ive been wanting as a booty call and got me invited to the party the guy was at and gave me alcohol so i could be tipsy when met him. im never moving.
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