Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
I went for the touchdown every play, and I think I ended up with herpes.
it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
I'm pretty sure this all started when I found a vibrator in my mom's sock drawer and had my first orgasm when I was ten...
I found her sitting in the shower having an argument with the dolphins on the shower curtain.
Why do I only have half my beard? My chin is so naked...
If I die tonight and was cremated, you could probably get high off the smoke.
Can we please get through at least one night out when you DON'T threaten to have sex with one of my parents?!?!
Brian got his first ever blow job last night. We should make him a scrapbook.
I successfully convinced a drunk NDSU student that their school does not have a football team and another that they weren't in Fargo. I'm a dangerous sober shark in a sea of drunks.
Well, that was my first dog walk of shame. Nothing says "I've got my life together" like an inside out shirt and a baggie full of dog shit.
i warned you not to do dabs 20 minutes before graduation. You never listen
I dipped out before he woke up, but I made sure to take the pizza with me.
We should have a mid-burrito sex-break, too. Just so we don't get too full all at once
Good point.
the universe is starting to freak me out.. ive now had sex with 3 people who were born on the same day..
Randomize
