Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
He sent me a video of himself jacking off. I am not kidding.
WTF??? Isn't he married??
Yeah but his wife is at a birthday party and I guess he's bored. LOL
She gives pretty bad head, but when it's in her dad's Lexus SUV it's tough to complain.
I'll pull you in a wagon. You'll have a sash and a crown on and we'll sing "All the Single Ladies"
just to let you know its hard to talk to your father while being fingered up against a car..
This vodka tastes like I'm not going to class tomorrow.
You said you were uncomfortable with your body and then you started making whale noises
His friend still there? Be like "I need to see both of your dicks ASAP"
Just accidentally flashed my junk to the lady helping me try on suits, it was cold in there, I don't think she was impressed.
I just slapped myself in the face with my dildo and I know that's a weird thing to share but I just had to tell to someone omg I'm laughing so hard
Oh like it's the first time I've had a bowl of wine
They were assless. I wore assless football pants.
My potted cactus died. I am literally less nurturing than the desert.
who knew being a fake dominatrix could be so fun?
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