at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
guess who just spent driver's ed figuring out how to draw a guy giving head
Good. You are like the clit whisperer.
Approach what situation? Look, I dunno if you think I'm like some lezbo cheetah waitin in some shrubs to pounce on you the second I see you, but I'm not!
well, everyone in my office is getting a nice laugh right now. But seriously... please delete my number
hey remember that time we got really drunk, you tried to find narnia in my refrigerator and passed out in the freezer drawer??
no.
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
Do you know how hard it is to write about pediatric crohn's when we're trying to figure out the keg situation for graduation?
I can't believe that 100lb chick tackled me through a flight of stairs
So it turns out rose was the bear hunting girl. Fuck my life
None of those words made sense together.
Sorry about sucking tonight. Drunk truck fucking is apparently not my strong point.
So what are you going to be for halloween?
A woman sitting on her couch watching Hocus Pocus.
Just sent a dick pic to ur girl. It was accident. Plz mail it to Gena.
My desire to pee is a lot higher than my need to be buzzed right now.
Met the hot new neighbor. She's into country music and giving really good bjs. Latter made up for the former.
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