At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
He shouted my World of Warcraft name while we were having sex, and he was sober.
We had a complete conversation while I was giving him head, at one point he even stopped me and said 'I love how we're just hanging out.'
obviously he has no clue about college dating. it goes drunken sex then the 1st date
I told the girl who was peeing in the garbage can she must have had a lot of upper body strength.
TINY HANDS NOT FOR BUTTHOLES
This is going everywhere on the internet.
If I have to give a UPS guy a lap dance, you owe me a drink.
She cracked her neck before the blowjob and I knew shit just got real.
I just realized I'm currently not eating carbs, drinking alcohol or having sex. 2014 is off to a horrible start.
Pandora was on point with the sex music tonight
I was desperate and wasn't about to let my cereal get soggy so I ate it on the toilet. Don't let me repeat last night.
Sooooooo, maybe just fucked on a motorcycle.
I'm literally naked with a whole pizza in my lap sitting in my chair.
At Target. Everyone is stocking up on food and flashlights for this storm. I stocked up on beer. Dont judge me, it was on sale...
just because he was passed out beside the toilet, didn't give you tge right to pee on him
my aim is off when im drunk
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