yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
By the end of the cruise, there was literally nothing in our room he hadn't peed on.
I just feel as thought we should spend the day in which we celebrate relationships the same as how we started them. Drunken hook ups.
New development. Drinking at work is so easy and awesome I might have to do it everyday.
When you hit the 45 minute mark of any argument about The Flintstones, you have to realize: it's no longer you arguing, it's the cocaine arguing.
I just ate powdered extacy out of my wallet. I think I might have for a second of my reasonable life been on your level.
Was it just me or did you also find it awkward when "glad you came" started playing on pandora right after you finished?
I just had the worst experience of my life, my grandma found my condoms.
I responded with "neat-o burrito" to his SEXT...he tried so hard and I just panicked.
He's been pretending to be gay for 3 months in order to get free weed.
*tries to be fun and flirty* *literally gets peed on*
She can be as judgemental as she wants. But she thinks the female orgasm is a myth so who is really winning here...
He put his number in my phone as Steve handsome
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
I'm not big on drama but you need to put your pants on and leave.
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