we are at a mexican restaurant and the tv is playing mexican porn. dad won't stop watching.
after a month anything with tits is on the radar
You NEED to get fingered by a violinist. He used his left hand and make me cum, he's RIGHT handed.
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
I don't think he realizes it but he was stroking the faucet while he was talking to me.
yea im pretty sure it has something do with my love of forearms...
Climbing through a window thats four feet off the ground isnt the easiest thing when youre high, trust me.
He told me to put on my big boy pants, then take them off and fuck her before he smacks me with a chair. His pep talks suck.
I'm doing somethin that's never been done before...the 10 am booty call come over
Multiple bruises and a hell of a headache later, I have still to find out where the fuck I picked up the bottom half of a mannequin.
I'm gonna tie him up and fart in that pathetic excuse for a mustache
found a thong and $20 in my right pocket. it's going to be a good day
Now after not puking, next step is not to do the accent when immigration says "hello."
...this is why fuck buddies should be only for grownups.
Dude, I'm pretty sure I just drank iced tea last night and yet I'm still hungover. What the fuck is my body anymore ?
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