So how Liz Lemon is this? I bring a boy home, we get in bed, and I realize there's a lean pocket wrapper in the sheets.
First rule of pills: If you can't remember what it is, take half.
on a scale of 1-10how much freaking out is acceptable if you just found a (possibly used) cock ring in the head board that your parents gave you?
finally cleaned my dorm for the first time all year. bleach is awesome.
Just made everyone at my party download the vuvuzela app for iPhone, the neighbors absolutely HATE us
Just because it's been in my vagina doesn't mean it's important to me
Your French couch surfers have just started playing flip cup with old crow. Basically you need to come back here
You know what my problem is? I'm like a machine designed for the sole intention of removing the pants from damaged girls.
If life deals in absolutes, the in betweens are the most hairy.... Fortune cookie wisdom from a stoned Megan.
Just woke up next to a girl with 30 hot dogs in my bed. Vodka you win again.
When you see a guy in a wheelchair try to be cool and pop a wheelie, and then fall over backward and hit his head, is it funny or sad?
Pictures of drunk me in a bike helmet are like McDonald's collectible toys. There's sooo many, but NO ONE has seen all of them.
You are in a fancy European city. The best way to truly experience the city is through Tinder
Why am I a human magnet for the worst dicks of the world?
I DONT KNOW HOW I'M NOT DEAD, JESUS CHRIST ON A DOUBLE DECKER FUCKING KEANU REEVES BUS
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