Sooo... I woke up in the shower this morning. It was on.
My moms helping me unpack but im getting a little nervous because I dont remember where i put my dildo
there are singles shoved down my panties. this is the type of summer job i always wanted.
There is no way he is gay with that hair.
he just kept saying that he had liquor dick..then he tried to fuck me without removing his pants.
Professor used "ROFL" while grading my paper... Do I even go to a real college?
he just fed my chickens on farmville...i guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex<3
I think her nose is broken... but I think she's just drunk enough to fall for the whole "sex releases endorphins, so it'll feel better" line.
He said that if more girls show up hes not going to ask ages... Spoken like a true sex offender
drunk doesnt even begin to explain it. he said he was going to get playing cards from the lobby and came back 20 minutes later with a full set of sheets.
Is it rude if I ask the current tenets of our future apartment if I can come and blackout for a night? I want stupendously drunk me to get a feel for the place so he's comfortable when we move in.
A little light bondage fun never hurt anybody (erotic asphyxiation excluded). Car batteries attached to reproductive organs have.
My soul is telling me that I need to take this exam naked.
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
3 hour lecture of my biology teacher talking about isotopes and space shuttles. I'm way too high for this.
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