How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
Don't feel too badly. Until twenty minutes ago my paper was a heading and a pizza order.
We had sex in the woods. It was great until some bird started mimicking my orgasm sounds
It's like he's trying to get head in every car except his.
I'm pretty sure getting a blow job behind a bar in Rome while her little sister is throwing up in a dumpster not 5 feet away, gives entirely new meaning to the phrase "When in Rome"
Your French couch surfers have just started playing flip cup with old crow. Basically you need to come back here
I wish you could be here to assess my herpes before he gets here.
My vagina feels like it's been kissed by angels.
I just googled: how soon can I pee on a stick. What is my life coming to.
JEREMY RENNER GOT DIVORCED. I STILL HAVE A CHANCE.
You should frame my arrest warrant.
My fuck buddy and I talked about Amelia Bedilia for ten minutes before having sex. I think I'm in love.
Oh, did your mom say anything else about my butt?
I basically spent the entire weekend in bed with that red head.Every time I tried to leave she got me too horny to think straight. I was kidnapped by vagina
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