opening your purse in class to grab a pen only to find dollar bills and pink fuzzy handcuffs instead...that's a cool feeling
the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.
I'm sorry for throwing the cheese everywhere, but it wasn't my fault. No one was enforcing disipline so not really my fault for not behaving
He shaved off his eyebrows. This is not my life.
Oh god I can't handle any more dudes. I just walk of shamed to work wearing a guy's boxers and a life jacket. This summer is going to kill me.
The chips are stabbing my teeth, and I can feel the muscle under my mouth contracting.
His daughter is our waitress. I left her a ten dollar 'I'm sorry I'm a whore and fucked your dad' tip...
It was fine until he came back to my place, grabbed a beer, HIGH-FIVED me, and left.
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
Just so you know, classy bitches change the morning after in a CVS bathroom.
My heart is swelling with pride right now. I fucking love you.
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
It's a sad day when you can't take off your pants and drink a margarita at work.
I can't put those talents on a resume
Tell the cops to let you through! Tell them you need to do drugs!
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