ur penis kinda felt like a vagina to me
ok this guy next to me just sat down with a no joke, 10,000 page book, popped an addy, cracked open a red bull and opened the book to page 1.
i can't believe he got me to come over to him by waving a natty light at me.
What kind of friend are you? You don't even blackout anymore.
you know its a sad night when you can actually see and hear sitcoms on at the bar
he was wearing a tuxedo, i was naked...it's a long story.
I'd like to say he was whispering sweet nothings into my ear all night but really he was just whispering "pussyyy"
Im embracing the luau theme and maybe bringing a kiddie pool filled with alcohol. Im also embracing the high probability I will not remember this night.
Just in case you were wondering..... I really did just wave goodbye to you with my penis.
You stole a fry from a complete stranger. He wasn't happy. Then you said fuck it and stole the whole poutine and ran down the street while he stared in shock.
BING! You are now free to move about my panties. He just left for work.
Dude hobos go hard. I learned a lot last night.
If you were more comfortable around gay men, then you too could get wasted at the gay dance club and go home with hot girls.
This is the beginning of the end. Testicle Tuesdays and free ball Friday are going to scar people for life
Dude that picute of your balls will haunt my nightmares
dude, he literally lasted one minute. and i paid 8 dollars for cabs.
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