Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
he was wearing sponge bob boxers. Guess how long he lasted.
she was so "full of love" from watching twilight that she came over and gave me a handjob. when does the next movie come out?
you read me verses from the beginners bible until my answering machine finally ran out of time and cut you off.
I'd rate him "doable" on a scale from "ew, run" to "you should've already fucked him".
That's about an "8" on normal scales.
It's ok I'm watering my plants with a 40 in my camelback, people are staring
Guess who has got hockey tickets for tonight? Only cost me road head going to and coming from the game
all my money is vodka money
I have never read a truer sentence.
It was his birthday and he drunkenly offered me Portillo's and diamonds in exchange for a snap chat of my boobs. Even sober it seemed like a good idea at 3 in the morning.
Lmfao a voicemail screaming about you partying with your tits out and a text at 3 am saying you went too crazy... this should be a good one
with hottub sex, handcuffs, Pocahontas themed lap dances, and eating pumpkin pie off each other, I'm gonna say thanksgiving will be a success ;)
Just accidentally flashed my junk to the lady helping me try on suits, it was cold in there, I don't think she was impressed.
8 stitches. Next time I decide to twerk while doing a keg stand, stop me.
I fucked the midget version of a backstreet boy and I am not mad about it
and i walked downstairs to find my brother using nunchucks, and making the appropriate noises. i simply asked "why"; his reply? "why the fuck do you think?". i love my family.
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