So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
you don't remember? you called me at 330 crying because you were in the middle of having sex with corey and forgot his name. all you kept saying was i'm a drunk bitch.
I have sucked so much dick this week I think I am going to start sweating semen
We watched 'the mighty ducks' last night and took shots every time someone quacked. I woke up this morning wearing a nothing but a hockey jersey laying next to him on the floor. He was wearing a goalie mask. I really wish I knew what happened.
even your uterus rejects him.
apparently my uterus is the smartest part of my body.
Just registered some guy for opium withdrawals. WTF opium withdrawals, who does opium anymore.
We had sex and then he fed me pie. This is the best friends-with-benefits situation ever.
It was really weird walking into a CVS and not going straight to the pharmacy for plan B.
You grabbed her hand and started jacking her finger off. She was horrified.
Did it finish?
That is true. Vodka is like a dog. Always loyal, warm, and there for you when you need it
IM TRYING TO BE RESPONSIBLE AND ALL I WANT TO DO IS FUNNEL CHEAP BEER AND SCREAM ABOUT HOW MUCH I LOVE OUR NATION
Idk man there's lots of bad dick but even a bad cookie is still pretty good
I feel like I got run over by a steamroller made of cigarettes and booze driven by all of the men I've slept with.
I just asked Geoff what he is going to do because Hester left he said he was going to have gay sex with America.
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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