Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
life lesson# 3: saying thank you on a subway really means "im not a native new yorker, so please feel free to touch my ass"
hmm. interesting. explain how you came across this knowledge.
i sneezed. he said bless you. i said thank you. he groped. i again said thank you.
I just saw a homeless guy on rollerblades; I don't think I've ever felt sorrier for someone in my life.
Miss Michigan hasn't even been Miss USA for 24hrs and already stripper pole pics are surfacing. Classy.
Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
He went down on me in his escalade and his dick is bigger than my forearm. I'm never going back to white guys.
The only thing worse than being arrested is the fact the cop confiscated my green dinosaur costume.
I will no longer accept being cock blocked in my own bed.
Holding a cold bottle of mikes hard lemonade against my pulverized taint....this is my Sunday night
The strip club incident sums up our friendship pretty well
note: just because the casino is called bourbon street, it doesn't mean you can puke and keep walking and no one will care. chalk me up for another 86
If you keep giving me that glorious dick ill bake you some cookies
I'm so bored I talked to the Bible guys for 30 minutes.
I offered them beer last time they came here bahaha
Dreamt I had my own personal vibrator rep, who made house calls. I earned an upgrade to an electric model, since I was burning through batteries. That's it. Time for a bf.
We had sex and then ordered pizza after. This relationship is looking good so far.
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