I want 2 things right now, you or a cig
cig
omg... punch me in the throat... I am about to lose my mind with my parents.. I'm not saying I agree with the menendez brothers.. but I understand
is wine microwaveable?
he asked if he could put his cape on while he was still inside me.
I like how washing the beer bong is now a regular part of washing the dishes.
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
Then you ran outside and said you were gonna give the snowman a blowjob
How can he have such a manly penis and baby hands?!
Apologies for hacking your facebook and posting that picture of you passed out hooked up to the IV...but we were sat with you on the ER floor for 3 hours, it got boring
Because at some point last night we decided that shotgunning beers from a paint stick was a good idea
does doing it on an automatic sink count as shower sex?
Yeah I'd rather get obliterated at home.
Same here. I'd like to ensure that I won't get pissed on.
He grabbed my tits and sang "you are so beautiful" to them before faceplanting into my chest
I was trying to come up with a reason why you shouldn't be naked in front of me, and now I have 'If you give a mouse a cookie" stuck in my head
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
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