why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
She said as long as i don't wake her up she doesn't care what hole i use.
Got yourself a keeper right there.
She has her iPod in her ears slippers and sweats on and is walking around the house up and down the stairs getting "exercise" she just stopped for a water break
id pay someone 5 dollars to tell me whos house im at right now. comfy couch though
i think you ate grass..but you refused to open your mouth so we could see..
I have hooked up with someone in EVERYONE OF MY CLASSES.
That's how you know you deserve to be a senior
well i fell out of the hot tub and tumbled down the hill and kicked a plant in the process.
I don't know what's happening. Everyone is wearing beaks.
When his Irish accent comes out my uterus hums. Or some productive organ down there, I'm not sure of the logistics
Dude cabbage spilt on the floor, and now danielles rolling it. Happy st party's day.
I've learned life lessons in Vegas. Mostly, drugs are cheaper than alcohol.
That moment when you realize the hot british guy named rory you drunkenly made out with at a bar is American, is named Tyler, and has a girlfriend.
A boy just offered to come over and help me clean my house. I hope you are more successful than he will be tonight.
I can't get the smell of burned penis out of the house
scale of one to ten how loathsome is it to save my chocolate easter bunny to use for a topping on my edibles
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