Her parents hate her and she's on like major lockdown. All her friends are in jail and she has massive pit stains. Dude... It doesn't get much worse than that.
boyfriend # 1 is in the bathroom and boyfriend # 2 is ringing the doorbell need back up this is not a drill i repeat this is not a drill
obviously he has no clue about college dating. it goes drunken sex then the 1st date
Already puke and ralleyd and dressed like a bear.
Her legal name is Candy. Her being a whore is implied.
she's doing key bumps of parmesean cheese
I'm okay. We got a prayer rug sent to us with the face of jesus on it. From Tulsa Oklahoma. Kinda weird.
My text message history should be ashamed of itself right now.
They were swingers. Real swingers. Thought it was going to be awesome until some fat guy tried to put my dick in his mouth.
I was just like oh sorry I'm peeling meanwhile my legs are on either side of his head and I look like a fucking Komodo dragon
Downloaded the Pocket Penguin app. There are now penguins living in my phone. Technology is wonderful.
A man just squeezed past me in a tight space and said, "Excuse us."
I'm almost too old to be on The Real World but feel like I'm too young to be on The Bachelor and I'm just really confused with my place in life.
You know you're doing college wrong when you have to bail your RA out of jail
Have you ever realized how weird it is to think that you've fucked someone and don't know what their handwriting looks like?
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