in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
You seemed more interested in the queso dip than you were in the hand job
Honestly, your dog is in better hands with that homeless guy.
she was using bread to soak up the vodka off the floor then proceeded to eat it.
NO. NO LET HIS PENIS TOUCH YOU.
It's like being the highest you've ever been, then doing about 20 shots, and chasing them with lines of coke. All while laying on the surface of the sun.
I had her buy me a cock ring, so we might test that out. We are presently playing yahtzee.
Cock rings and yahtzee. Like peanut butter and jelly.
He got me a cake that said " Congratulations on the dick "
Ah well. Drinking wouldn't be drinking without mystery bruises
Agreed.
An d I'd rather cry while putting a waffle in my mouth than cry on my pillow, ya feel me?
Double dirt bag award winner tonight. He picked me up in his wife's car.
I can't wait to get to LA so I can punch her in the face
So, 'head before the store' turned into a fuck fest, & that's how I ended up at the grocery store smelling like a cum farm on Black Friday. How's your weekend?
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