Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
Another night of drunkeness. Maybe I shouldn't have played death pong...
Didn't you just get a DUI last week?
Indeed I did but death didn't stop Jesus now did it
I think thats the most anyones ever pregamed for rollerskating
theres a difference between trying to make someone happy and letting them fuck you in the ass
Jesus christ how hard is BRING SNACKS AND DRUGS to interpret? I trust your judgement on this one.
I don't even know where to begin....there's queso sauce and public hair stuck to everything
I filled this oven with as much Pizza as I could, and I've been eating out of it for three days.
Just ate the last piece. Refilling the oven.
theres chocolate ground into my couch, nerds candy all over the floor and cocaine on every surface. great memorial day weekend and yours?
Id have to say flaming beer pong was a royal success.
I may hire someone just to sell my family the drugs they keep asking me for. It's cutting into my doing drugs time.
I think the worst was the guy who sent me YouTube videos about how age doesn't matter, and then a link for natural breast enhancements. Kill me.
One minute we were playing beer pong, and the next minute I was sprinting to my apartment with a watermelon. wtf happened in between?
After pissing all over her van its a lot easier to look her in the eye than I thought.
Have you heard yourself have sex?
I'm not THAT loud...
My neighbors filed a noise complaint.
I have a hunchback of notre dame journal from when I was 6 wherein sits a diary entry that reads "saw liar liar today. Carrey's best yet" and that's all.
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