when you close your eyes do you see, that mystical creature will be me.
who is this?
last night you decided it was time to "get organized" and "straighten out your life." You pulled out a bag of troll dolls, sorted through them and got nostalgic. You demanded both andy and i take one and keep it forever.
Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
There will be two dogs there to provide supervision. Not to worry.
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
I'll tell these girls I'm like the pet adoption center...don't play with it if you're not taking it home.
Confirmed. Vegetarians give terrible head.
Dude shes not that fat. Plus, last night I probably would've done it too.
I just want a whole pitcher of margarita and a headdress from party city and sit around and look like a fucking indian princess.
Well, our assistant supervisor caught us on the back stairs...he invited us on a double date with his fiance and him. I guess our job approves of the relationship?
Trying to ignore the fact that a kid I hooked up with twice just gave me spare keys to his house ... and car.
Not gonna lie, Wednesday was the perfect day to get laid off, all I've done since is watch the Simpsons marathon
They left around 10:00 this morning. I've been naked since 10:01.
the fact that I've been his fuck buddy for a year, and I'm pregnant isn't bothering me. the fact that he didn't tell me about his girlfriend does.
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