I wanna bring you to show and tell
it was all good till he told me to dance slow and quiet
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
I don't know but someone, somewhere gave someone a hand job and someone else was pissed about it...
Whiskey??
It will be at least another 6 weeks before I say yes again. I'm bruised. I stole sex cards and a really nice pocket knife. I acquired a vial of my own blood. Talk about a yard sale...
I drew a giraffe.. But she did say that bumped that test up from a 39 to a 40. It's the little things.
I just went into a strangers house to have a spoonful of sugar to cure my hiccups, wtf is wrong with me
Yeah! Don't let me leave the house without marijuana and a juicer.
Don't send me nudes asking me to come fuck you on lunch break then send me a video of kids you're babysitting.
How the fuck can he download so much porn but not know how to find the Skype app?
When did i become the Rickety Cricket of my own life?
I asked to see his balls for medical purposes.
Fucking suck it up and drink your feelings like a normal human being.
Let's just face it you're going to have an arrangement with your future wife your fuck me on Thursdays
I bet he’d be surprised by the epic blow job he’d get if he stopped talking about his wife long enough for me to get in the mood
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