Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
i just thanked the atm machine for giving me cash
I just snuked. Sneezed and puked
we went to the store to buy cookie dough and conditionally went straight towards the booze
I was high enough to think that mac-n-cheese w/ ketchup, tortilla chips w/ ketchup, and milk was a fancy dinner
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
high in an attic. pig roast in 10.
I still love him regardless of his misguided forays into heterosexuality
I don't think tequila will soothe the spots where my tonsils used to be.
My boss followed me on Twitter. Excuse me while I delete 90% of my tweets
Drunk wound on my leg hast healed and neither has my dignity
I'm going to target high, just in case I ask you where my paycheck went later
Long story short I ended up getting choked out by a really hot guy in the girls bathroom at a bar last night
I just took a shot before my midterm. Gotta keep things in perspective.
I was trying to be good but he showed up with dinner and wine and I exploded. Like a bomb. A dirty, sexy bomb
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