Leaving terminator. dude in front of us leaving was wearing a baggy micael vick jersey, cargo shorts and brown crocs. God I hate people.
cutting back on calories before spring break by only taking shots instead of drinking actual drinks.
the diet of an alcoholic...
I just found a bagel and a condom in my coat pocket. I love blackouts
Gentleman, we have a new medal category - number of women per day in apartment WITHOUT FURNITURE
I'm more concerned with the fact that he was UNconcerned that live poultry could peck him in the nutsack @ any moment of sex
just puked a little into my hand/sleeve. way too hungover for the first day of class
I'm watching intervention which is getting me psyched for your birthday. Is that wrong?
my vagina can't take this anxiety. there is no way he is 19 and this smooth. he's lying about his age or he's a goddamn sexual prodigy
We woke up in the room with a hamburger patty on the bed side table, one bun across the room, and the other bun under my pillow. Still don't know who ordered room service.
By the taste of his semen he isnt vegetarian and therefore lied to me to take me home on a brighter note i stole his fondue set
Just went trick or treating in my kitchen. Found chocolate and scotch. Happy fucking Halloween
Amazon.com "suggested" I buy both nipple clamps and opera gloves.
The fabulous human disaster: it is him
I forgot what I was gonna say, but I'm pretty excited to not be pregnant.
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
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