O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
Look, we all have our slutty phases. Mine is just forever.
It's never too late to be topless.
im standing in line right now while the 711 manager calls other locations to see if they have the john cena collectors slurpee cup in stock...yep i need to get laid
Lets just not get arrested. That might put a damper on everything. I only say that cause i've almost been arrested.
The birthday girl is bringing her own barf bucket, it is going to be a good weekend.
obviously he wasnt ready for this jelly and you can quote me on that
She swallowed the key to the cuffs, I've been having to explain the pink fuzz all morning.
Yeah i like want to be friends with him. And if we have sex in the physics library well thats fine with me
drinks after work?
that question mark offends me.
Excuse me while I take my birth control pill for today to prevent getting pregnant from hearing about your sex life
I just had sex on my divorce papers. I've never felt so poetic.
We just broke up and deleting his dick pics is the hardest thing I've ever had to do.
I wish I was there so i could bitch slap his incredibly sexy face
My eye was non-stop itchy for like an hour... I thought burying my face in your ass caught up with me
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