He sat on a barstool and did the robot for 3 hours - I'm pretty sure he enjoyed himself.
The doctor wrote 'condom retrieval' on my discharge paper.
she requested me as her brother on facebook.... biggest. letdown. ever.
Being a responsible DD does not include attempting to coordinate a 4 taxi caravan to bar #3
Jesus once told his disciples that its better to hang out with your best friend than give some douche bag a bj.
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
So was I the only one that was competing in the whale hunt?
I was tackling you out of excitement
Yeah thank goodness the stripper pole was there to break my fall.
Well it's 2pm. Time for another game of "Who, What, Where". The game where you try to guess who this girl is, what happened last night, and where'd your shit go. I'm going for 1/3 today.
That's better than I've done so far.
I JUST FOUND AN INTERNATIONAL POLE DANCING CHAMPIONSHIP IN SPANISH
I sent my roommate a text from MY phone that said, "I don't know where my phone is." Must've been a good night.
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
Wanna go get tea? Warning: I will be high in an hour.
Ohhhhhh, that night......I need to stop drinking, almost all of my conversations that take place Wed thru Sun after 8:30 are one blurry haze.
It's next to that place that has cock fighting.
Randomize
