Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
Every time you buy a sobe you buy a bong.
It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others..
I woke up on a futon in some strangers house. They were eating pizza and told me everything was going to be fine.
in my defense i said 'lock up your wives' before going out.
Your lack of dedication to alcohol is forcing me to drink with my ex husband. U suck
She just came home holding a fire hydrant. Yes a fire hydrant.
Her only article of clothing is an American Flag
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
5 hours of volunteer work playing with puppies and banned from the frat I hate most as 'punishment'... Besides the ER trip, I'm not seeing the bad in this situation
That was awkward , having sex with her while her husband watched via Skype. I'm a porn star or a target. Idk
I'm pretty sure my munchies are the only reason Good and Plenty is still around
Nothing says "Happy New Year" like having to shit into a plastic bag.
I know. I know. He'll be weekday dick.
I need to stop using "I went to the Harry Potter theme park" as my pickup line.
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