Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
I love you!
You're insane
Fuckin crazy man! Seriously though I think if you would have me I honestly seriously think about marrying u!
Alright now lets video chat so I can xshow u my dick! Hahahaha
She looks like an uncircumcised penis in a hat.
He said "I know I'm not gay. I fucked a guy once and didn't like it"
There was an audience eating triscuts and bananas in the bathroom while watching him puke. It was a good birthday.
i was told that i was found face down in a plate of ketchup at the dinner table
My dream of liquor pitchers came true
searching my car for your cum before I have to give my grandma a ride to the airport. Thanks for this
It wasn't the stripper that gave you the hickey but I just figured out who did
we came up with a wnba drinking game. take a shot every play that you could've done better. won't make it through 1st quartar
Your subconscious sucks. Mine is awesome. I have a recurring dream where I manage a chocolate factory run by big titted hookers.
A) you're a liar. B) that would be awesome.
Ultimate Fighter Idea. You and I both have unprotected sex with the same girl in the spam of days. Whoever the child belongs to, wins and that child is the ultimate ultimate fighter.
How high are you?
You don't know how badly I want to just hold you as a soup spoon holds a bisque
I just punched myself in the vagina to prove a point. Please pray for me.
I don’t know how to sext. What do you say? What do you don’t say?
Just start quoting WAP lyrics.
Randomize
