This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
I had a dream last night where you were a transsexual in a low cut blue dress with lovely long brown hair. You were very pretty. I hope you are well.
you know that hot chick that stutters? talk about an awkward orgasm
Everybody was literally kung fu fighting
I didn't exactley write on my bucket list -- "hook up with a townie at a drivers intervention program"
Just did a kegstand with my dad. Happy fathers day.
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
could you please not use my mortar and pestal for its intended purpose? i just snorted cracked black pepper.
Btw... when someone is licking your balls, "yeah... that's not the worst thing in the world" is not an appropriate compliment/thank you.
I have got to stop taking so many uppers and downers simultaneously. My life is a Dali painting.
Dude, that was like bongs ago.
Is it possible to break your brain with drugs?
I just woke up and there was a condom wrapper stuck in my hair. This is my life.
Didn't you sleepover at your grandparents?
I'm laying in bed cuddling with my teddy bear and eating waffles. I need a fucking boyfriend
That was the best shit ever it was like an exorcism for my colon
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