what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
There were 4 naked women demanding my presence. Of COURSE I got into the pool.
nope im down the street in my car watching the front of her house. its actually less creepy than it sounds
at what point last night did i decided to have a photo shoot with your camel toe
You brought us all personal gifts you had stolen from the party and bellowed "hoes hoes hoes, clepto Santa loves you"
Just saw a guy walking down the street carrying a giant inflatable penis
Just arrived at our party
stef broke her leg trying to vault over the coffee table. these olympics drinking games are going to fucking kill us
Do you think if I tell the hot Santa at work that I want a sugar daddy for Christmas that he'll get the hint?
I started crying then my dog licked his dick so yeah.. Kind of ruined the moment.
Just threw up in the shower. Hangovers at 23 are the best.
My little sister just helped me edit my nudes so that's how my night is going
My vagina is very pro this idea
And a hot pocket after we fucked. Heaven.
I gave her a cheerful high five and she turned to me and said, "we should do that with our genitals." I may have to marry this girl.
She won't let me meet her hot new boy toy just because she thinks it'll lead to us having a threesome. It's not fair. I thought we were friends...
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