my number is 615-555-1212, <3 your favorite asshole
She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
Is moral bankruptcy something you need to file for?
There's a transgender game of twister in the basement...God doesnt want me to type this paper.
Just rented the SCUBA equipment. Meet me at the pool to test the underwater beer bong idea.
we didnt even make it to the club...the two of us were sharing a plastc bag in the taxi puking into it.
You asked him for a membership to him and his dick.
Sitting here reading the internet and all i have to show for this summer is a shitty tan and the possible case of clamidia.
Tomorrow after you go to the library to look up gay porn, I'm going to come to your apartment to paint a nude portrait of you. Get pumped, plopernickle.
He took my Spanx off and still fucked me twice. I call that success.
How much glitter would I have to ingest in order for a "magnificent" amount to appear in my ejaculate?
There is a moment when you wake up with a butt plug in when you question your choices in life.
There is also a moment when you wake up in a kiddie pool of jello cubes where you question what the fuck you did last night. Are you still in the attic or did you go home.
Stopping for a booty call on the way to a lunch date... Bad form?
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
You asked me how red your eyes were... they were shut.
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