when she was cumming she looked like terri schiavo. it took all of my memorized porn images to not go limp.
I think it might be brain cancer. Hangovers can't be this bad
For the record, chili cheese fritos are not a chaser.
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hes supposed to be my fuck buddy. im not supposed to see him on his knees praying by my bed when i walk into my room.
He threw up the X he took like 30min before then when we thought his antics were over... BOOM! He tried to pee out a light he was holding.
The Supreme Court upheld health insurance. If that's not an excuse to get hospital drunk, I don't know what is.
She was horrified when I asked if they had any strap on chin dildos, I was at a sex shop for gods sake must I be judged everywhere
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
You drunkenly hook up with 5 people in one night and suddenly everyone tries to party with you.
I was 100% done.. I used my vibrator while eating cold pizza. Shit was magical.
I drunkenly texted ur dad last night telling him he raised great kids hahahahaha
All I wanted was a couple of orgasms before work, is that too much to ask?!
HAPPY BIRTHDAY I ATE TOO MUCH OF AN EDIBLE AND TOLD MY BARISTA I LOVED HER
Forget Covid themed costumes. I need one that attracts a quality penis
preferably one with a six figure job and a boat
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