She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
how the hell did we fit 12 drunk lesbians in your car?! I felt like we were playing lesbian tetris last night.
Well his aunt was in the next room so we had to be quiet. I felt like i was on an episode of silent library.
12 garbage cans filled with water, a beer can floating in every garbage can, 20 ft. apart and you shoot with dodge balls..and thats only how the night began
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
btw, do you remember scaling that porch last night?
One time she made a chronological chart for the guys she has given blow jobs to, I shit you not.
It was like the devil him self busted his red hot satanic nuts all over my face and burned my eyes out of my innocent sockets.
I'm pretty sure my intestines are bleeding but I'm still going to Orlando to catch that orgasm.
He gave me the "find somebody who wants to date you for who you are" speech while I walked around the house asking people for pants.
We're keeping you on a leash this Saint Patrick's Day
what's your room number? I've never been there sober...
You didn't throw up on me, you threw up on yourself and then tried to give me a hug
I guess you never know how much of an impact you have on someone until you sleep with their cousin
I'll never lecture you, go get that dick baby girl make momma proud,I didn't raise no quitter
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