just saw Chris Hanson on the street. looked immediately around for video cameras. why is that my immediate reaction?
Dude, it's gettin so bad even my fantasies just wanna be friends.
No one goes out in public like that, unless they do anal
Thanks for making me watch you dance provacatively by yourself in the bathroom so you could see if you looked fat.
What's the protocol on showing a video of me sucking the life out of my ex in order to prove beyond a doubt that I give great head???
If only guys knew how much awkward ass shaving goes into making sex this good...
I didn't even realize you were getting that drunk until bam!
is bam when I fell down the stairs or when I threw up standing at the bar?
You graduated two years ago... You can't keep using spring break as an excuse.
If the boyfriend of the drunk girl you just met asks her if she made a "special friend" you're going to have a threesome. For future reference.
No it's okay, we're just driving to random places with the portable stripper pole and causing a ruckus.
Oh that's normal
College: when you have to set an alarm to start drinking
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
Please root for the ravens. I now have oral sex riding on this and it's been sooooo long
THEY'RE TEXTING LIKE MIDDLE AGED SOCCER MOMS WHAT DO I DO
The air taste purple.
Randomize
