This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
It's hard for me to sext him when the picture i see on my phone when he texts me is his facebook default of him and his girlfriend.
Yes, I did know where her mouth had been, but frankly I think it was a lesson you needed to learn.
I stole another quarter from the bathroom. I'm slowly getting rich drinking here.
I have no idea. I think this is what happens when people take drugs in the middle of the day
I just threw up again because I opened my eyes... God is laughing. I resorted to taking the Mexican Dramamine because I feel seasick from walking. Not helping.
I yelled kanye while he was fucking me. It just felt right
He added me to his contacts as 'boot and rally'...have you ever been more proud to be related to me?
I can't wait to tell mom.
Rebecca hasn't has this number in 3 months. Please tell all her friends to stop calling at 3 am. We are not interested in buying or selling drugs nor do we want to hook up with anyone. You all need to go to rehab.
New holiday tradition. Eat all the Xanax in the am, then wake up later after festivities and eat all the leftovers
Not only do I have a well-defined bite mark on my arm, but I also have a perfectly clear bruise of a handprint wrapped around my arm like a tribal tattoo. Thoughts on how that happened?
I hummed the theme from jaws while she was taking the pregnancy test....needless to say she was not pleased
You left me with 12 red bulls and a bottle of vodka. What did you expect?
This is a test message to see whether or not the recipient is alive.
My mom is worried I'm not eating enough protein so she's sending me 48 cans of tuna. That's not a typo.
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