the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
there needs to be a build-a-bong store...
winter break is going to suck... i have to put away my college personality and transform into who my parents think i am.
if you don't go out with us, what are you gonna do? you're gonna go home and watch biodome and masturbate to texts from your east coast boyfriend and see the facebook pictures from the party when you wake up.
In retrospect, getting to second base BEFORE anal wouldve been a good idea
That's what happens when you park you car under a perfectly good balchony I can puke off of
He came to my house drunk at two a.m., got in the hot tub, refused to get out until he smoked a blunt, and said "That's what brothers and sisters are for."
Dude, she brought over peach cobbler, weed and alcohol plus I'm gonna get laid. She's by far the coolest sister you have.
All three roommates are gay and in women's studies. Ive already been informed that all penetration is rape. This is not the college experience I signed up for.
Sex obviously provides more sustenance than oatmeal.
I'm over here trying to figure out how to get shake shack delivered to my bed and Jamie is having a child
When creating your wedding guest list do you put the girl you & your fiance had a threesome with under your friends or his friends?
You know what i hate? I hate when the ppl you drunkenly made out with actually want to talk to you sober. It just doesn't work that way sir.
I’m getting reeeeaaalll tired of telling cute boys I gave them chlamydia.
That’s two in three months. You really know how to live.
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