is it bad that i kinda- ok, reallyyy don't remember having sex with him last night?
They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
If you're on a tempurpedic mattress do you think you can feel if someone is jacking off right next to you?
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
dude...I wrote 15 jersey shore quotes on her body. she is going to do the walk of shame with snookie on her forehead.
Dude let's go to Saudi Arabia. They outlawed valentine's day. And probably love.
He thinks MY vagina is tight. That's saying something.
today's the one month anniversary of me not giving anyone head. can you tell me you're proud
it's sad that this is a milestone
I just won't go as hard tonight. Four dollar ladies night drink or drown is not a good idea for me. I like to get my money's worth.
Just took an adderall with a shot of tequila while doing my makeup in the parking lot at work before I go in. I'm also late. They're so lucky to have me.
Made out with a mannequin all morning in cpr training, so im ready to party
I tried to light my cup as a bong. I'm done drinking
Guy running next to me at the gym is judging me. I think he can smell the whiskey leaking out of my pores.
What happened last night dude?
YOU SHIT ON MY FUCKING COFFE TABLE THATS WHAT FUCKING HAPPENED!!!
Watching porn.....Adele is playing in the background...so many emotions right now...so many.
Randomize
