Hallmark should totally make "congratulations on getting your period" cards...I feel they would be quite popular.
During sex she told me I could do anything I wanted to her. You remember that toy lightsaber we bought at Wal Mart?
I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
Just turned elections for the sorority into a drinking game. Right on.
Either seal the deal or get out of the room, I don't want to hide in this closet anymore
We were messing around at his place it was going fine until he said, "I'm going to cum, hand me the shot glass"
I had a dream about that dude. It was the first time I had a dream about him since the tryst.
The tryst?
The hookup. I like using sophisticated words for my foolish decisions. Makes me retain some dignity.
She's relieving herself in the laundry room. I'm really hoping there's a toilet in there...
No I don't want to see you. You're the reason that I'm going to need a new liver by the time I'm 30.
I mean honestly, what would you have done?
Not screw her in the church house?
They left around 10:00 this morning. I've been naked since 10:01.
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
Can we make love to the Space Jam soundtrack?
She tried doing a backflip and ended up doing somersaults down the entire stair case.
I just described cereal to my mother as "acoustic breakfast soup".
who is this
Randomize
